DAD'S INTO D.I.Y.

Dad's into D.I.Y.
Shelves are leaning.....ask us why?
Dad's into D.I.Y.

The roof's collapsing
Tap's are leaking
Mum and dad are hardly speaking
Why such trouble?
This is why....
Dad's into D.I.Y.

The washer leaves a flooded floor Rooms now have lost their doors The fish tank's dry and the fish are in it If we see dad's hammer we just bin it, It's a problem, why oh why Is dad into D.I.Y.?

Around our dad a paint smell lingers,
He hammers nails into his fingers,
Trips on tools, spills carpet cleaner
On the dog who's getting meaner
All because... and you know why Dad's into D.I.Y.

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