EDWARD'S WORST LUNCH - HOUR
(AN INITIALS POEM)
| Edward Thomas Quigley | - | Eats too quickly |
| Simon Charles Walthorp | - | Swallows carrots whole |
| Felix Henry Blixen | - | Flicks his beans |
| Barnabus Quentin Lingard | - | Burps quite loudly |
| Lucy Harriet Pilsdworth | - | Licks her plate |
| Gary David Goggleswith | - | Gulps down goulash |
| Peter Harold Nesbitt | - | Picks his nose |
| Millicent Henrietta Mulberry | - | Misses her mouth |
| Thomas Ulsworth Oglethorpe Eaglescliffe | - | Throws up on Edward |